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Megalopolis 2024
We’re back, hell yeah, Megalopolis essay writer and insane girl is here to meditate on this crazy thing again, and this time it’s gonna be longer than ever before. Originally, this was going to be a combination of my thoughts on the rewatch of the film, plus the bonus features of the DVD. However, it took me a very long time to comb over the features, make notes, and draw conclusions, the review itself became ridiculously long (someone put me…
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Megalopolis 2024
We're back. Again. I said I would be, but honestly, I was exhausted going into this. Part one is here, if you haven’t read it, but I think a lot of people have. For a social media user, I'm really not good at dealing with attention, and my phone was just getting endless streams of Letterboxd notifications all day. So by the time I returned to Megalopolis again, I'd become a little tired of hearing so much about it. Even…
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The Electric State 2025
“Our world is a tire fire floating on an ocean of piss.”
Proudly pirated the hell out of this one, but I also watched it the way Netflix intends you to watch its originals: by having it on in the background while doing other things. On my game, I was engaged in the particularly thankless task of experience grinding, which was still far more entertaining than The Electric State could ever be, for the record. The slop mines at Netflix,…Translated from by -
Hamlet 1948
Best Picture Winners: 21/97
It’s been a long time since I was last back here, but to recap on some old Kil lore for the uninitiated, I am a real, certified Hamhead. My whole gimmick used to be the insane amount of times I watched (and reviewed) a particular Hamlet (2000). I learned so much from it, but mostly I’ve accidentally learned way too much dialog from Shakespeare’s longest play that I have not been able to shake even after…Translated from by
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Mickey 17 2025
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
It's just so nice to go to the cinema and watch a movie that is good, I've missed this so much. Haven't been there to see anything of note in over a month, which feels like a lifetime. The dry season is hard on me. Anyway, cinema is saved, I never doubted that Bong Joon Ho could do it. Admittedly I think it's a little overstuffed and it ends up being kind of light on the things that matter. There's…
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