Favorite films

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  i dont really know what adrien obama was doing in this one. turning into the popes hat? not sure how he won an oscar for that :/

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  Army of Darkness 1992

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  this. is. AWESOME!!!!

Popular reviews

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  Spider-Man: Far From Home 2019

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 23 Feb 2025 9

  “I LOVE LED ZEPPELIN!”

  this movie makes me so sad and angry given the context of no way home. miles and tom holland peter are competing in the miserylympics. anyways i love him and zendaya and i love the final swing sequence theyre so cute also i saw the bridge we he fought mysterio with my real eyes and i went in the crown jewels room so HA i win. idk what i win but i won it. not very excited to rewatch the next movie. also i met justin hurwitz so i basically met jk simmons so ive basically met every spiderman

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  Tart 2001

  ★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  “i drink to forget” says the guy who uses “summer” as a verb and goes to private school

  i have so many questions. why do these people go to nazi school? why does everyone suck? why was cat on a family trip with someone she doesnt like? why is the only sorta likable character the one who sexually abused her dog in the first five minutes? why is that adult man partying with teenagers? nothing about this makes any sense. nothing is ever followed up on. i hate all these people. i had fun though. sorta

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