Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Heathers 1989

  ★★★ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  shoutout dead gay son… I love you??? 

  in the 80’s you could fire a gun at school. 

  notes: 
  homosexual artifacts (mineral water) 
  no fuck ME gently with a chainsaw 
  MR MOSBY 
  befriending three bitches all named heather didn’t seem like a good idea. dating the kid who fired a gun in school for sure didn’t seem like a good idea. 

  if you won the lottery but the same day aliens came to earth threatening to blow it up… 

  well personally I would rent out an entire beach side motel, roll around in all the beds, and chain smoke on the second floor balcony.

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  Forrest Gump 1994

  ★ Watched 03 Feb 2025

  i’m just gonna say it. 

  listen it’s too long and too much happens while at the same time nothing happens. Just a dumbass dude coasting through life on the backs of women who fuck and minorities that care. maybe that’s the point of the film. I. do. not. care. 

  run club propaganda, ping pong elitism, and shrimp heavy. 

  jenny girl… now what on gods green earth possessed you to bonk that boy. is that even chill? i’m not sure! maybe…

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★ Watched 18 Jan 2025

  okay bisexuals. 

  This movie touches on my favorite real truths. sports are far too sexually charged to live in the modern heterosexual zeitgeist. Baring all of the sweat and exertion that comes with athletic competition. the life long commitment to showing up for something so fully is romantic. being drawn back in after time away to find yourself back in an era you thought you walked away from… that’s hot. 

  hell i’d kiss a dude for zendaya. fuck it i’d…

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