Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  I Saw the TV Glow 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  What if David Lynch was trans

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Jan 2025

  Someone needs to look into why Robert Eggers thinks naked women are so terrifying

Popular reviews

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  We Summon the Darkness 2019

  ★★★½ Watched 06 May 2022

  Once you’ve seen a man break his own penis with a motorbike it’s kinda hard to believe he’s a horror villain

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  Violent Night 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Dec 2022 1

  Chris Evans took Buzz Lightyear and David Harbor took Santa all we need now is a Home Improvement Reboot with Robert Pattinson and Tim Allen will have nothing as god intended