Christopher Macias

Christopher Macias

Amateur movie enthusiast. 
I’m just a boy, standing in front of a movie, asking it to love him.

Favorite films

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • The Shining
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

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  • The Monkey

    ★★½

  • Flow

    ★★★

  • Ghost World

    ★★★½

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    ★★★★★

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★½

    Jim Careys The Riddler was an unwelcome change to the source material. 

    Imaginative as the deaths were, I guess the trick to a somewhat decent Stephen King adaptation is to rewrite the entire story. I did appreciate the narration having a similar writing style to Kings actual prose, and there were some clever quips that rattled in my head afterwards.

    All in all, Oz really forgot to wear his Longlegs this time.

    BUT I will say I can get behind the trend of post credit scenes actually being small teasers for its directors next movie.

  • Flow

    Flow

    ★★★

    This dirty little slut let me project my own narrative all over it 😈😈

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  • Anatomy of a Fall

    Anatomy of a Fall

    ★★★★

    The fact that the dog did it makes this seem like a fever dream

  • Batman Forever

    Batman Forever

    ★★★

    Men aren’t born gay. They see Batman and Robins rubber nipples as children and the rest is history.

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