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  The Substance 2024

  ½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  dumb as dogshit, shallow “we live in a society” ass commentary

  manages to somehow hold the audience’s hand with the most obvious reveals and commentary but refuses to elaborate on anything actually interesting

  the level of dickriding in the reviews for this movie makes me feel like im the twilight zone

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  Neighbors 2014

  ★★★ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  could've been 5 stars if it was 30 minutes shorter with 45% of the jokes cut

Popular reviews

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  Get Out 2017

  ★★★★ Rewatched 10 Oct 2023

  my white girlfriend was more creeped out by this movie than i was, am i already in the sunken place? 

  hits so much different now that i’m not a turtleneck wearing black teenager in an all white neighborhood

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  Oppenheimer 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Jul 2023

  boring

  
  
  

  minus half a star for the completely unnecessary inclusion of florence pugh’s breasts

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