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Favorite films

  • The Princess Bride
  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
  • The Nice Guys
  • Shrek 2

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  • Redline

    ★★★★

  • Terrifier

    ★★½

  • Alien: Romulus

    ★★★½

  • Horns

    ★★½

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  • Terrifier

    Terrifier

    ★★½

    Why does no one ever stay to actually kill monsters in films?

  • Venom: The Last Dance

    Venom: The Last Dance

    ★★

    Honest to god, one of the worst ending sequences I have ever seen. Eddie, and Venoms chemistry carries the film, however it really feels like a lot of performances were very phoned in.

    The venomized critters were cool at least!

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  • Terminator Genisys

    Terminator Genisys

    ★★★

    I had a lot more fun watching this than I thought I would. It's a bit cliche, the trailer ruined most of the surprises, and the comedy is tacky. Yet, I found myself tagging along on this action packed romp whilst both laughing and maintaining a moderate level of confusion. As the future and the past dance and intertwine like siamese twins on crack.

    I think Genisys is the 3rd best of the quintilogy or whatever the hell this would be called.

  • Kingsman: The Secret Service

    Kingsman: The Secret Service

    ★★★★½

    I had no idea that I would love this film as much as I did. The trailers I saw gave off an air of action and solemness and not a whole lot to laugh at. Yet I found myself laughing frequently. Samuel L. Jacksons performance in Kingsman is probably one of my favourite villain characters ever. Maybe even one of his best.
    If you haven't seen Kingsman: The Secret Service yet I recommend it as a great start to 2015. it is a weird mix of predictable and surprising at the same time.