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Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Oct 2024

  This is what they’re sending you in those HelloFresh packages

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  I Saw the TV Glow 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Aug 2024

  How strange it is to be anything at all

Popular reviews

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  Tusk 1980

  ★ Watched 30 Aug 2022

  Jodorowsky is the goat and this is a piece of shit

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  Blonde 2022

  ★½ Watched 25 Sep 2022

  This is somehow a crueler movie to Marilyn Monroe than the Jeffrey Dahmer series was to a literal serial killer

  Ana de Armas was okay despite some accent issues but she literally learnt English from scratch like 5 years ago

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