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i love my girlfriend and my incredible chungus life

Favorite films

  • Jackass: The Movie
  • Hundreds of Beavers
  • Twin Peaks: The Return
  • Harakiri

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  • More Things That Happened

  • Inland Empire

    ★★★★

  • Coffee with Barbie

  • The Brutalist

    ★★★★½

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  • David Lynch: The Art Life

    David Lynch: The Art Life

    A truly incredible and extraordinary human and creative that has forever impacted not only how I carry myself artistically but also set the standard of living that I aspire to hold and it deeply saddens me knowing that I am now living in a world without him

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  • More Things That Happened

    More Things That Happened

    More Things That Made Me Disassociate

  • Inland Empire

    Inland Empire

    ★★★★

    Ranking the Laura Dern’s in this movie:

    1. Badass Grizzled Storytelling Laura Dern
    2. Jumpscare #2 Laura Dern
    3. Nikki Grace
    4. Credits Laura Dern blowing a kiss to Laura Harring
    5. Jumpscare #1 Hiker Laura Dern
    6. Sue
    7. Housewife Laura Dern

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★½

    my buddy jordan takes ozempic and after watching this i think he might be cooked

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    Creeper.. awww man