Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Green Room 2015

  ★★★ Watched 02 Sep 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Jun 2023

  Why is the ending DLC?

Popular reviews

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  Gooby 2009

  ½ Watched 11 Jun 2022 1

  I paid $30 to watch this movie with my friends. Here's a list of quotes from the experience.

  
  "I'm going to eat Gooby, and then spit up his bones like a Mortal Kombat character."

  "Gooby better drop a homophobic slur halfway through the movie."

  "It's his dick! He's pulling his cock out!"

  "Do you think Gooby has Rule 34?"

  "OOOOHHH I FOUND GOOBY PORN!"

  "My review is going to be 'I'm going to skin Gooby'"

  "I will pepper spray his…

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  Deep 2017

  ★ Watched 05 May 2022

  A better title would be "Shallow".