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Now Watching: The Classics

Favorite films

  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  • Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
  • Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

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  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    ★★★★★

  • Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

    ★★★★½

  • Beverly Hills Cop

    ★★★½

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  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    ★★★★★

    Wait so it’s just perfect?

    Still entirely unsure on how the coconut migrated to 10th century England since an unladen swallow couldn’t carry it

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

    There is no one in this room who can stand against me. Your mothers warned you about my coming. Fear the moment. But you think you could have a chance. But you are afraid, what if I could be the One? This could be the moment you've been praying for, all your life.

    Some eagle-eyed readers may have noticed there is quite some gap between the date I am writing this review and the date I watched Dune: Part Two.…

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  • Les Misérables

    Les Misérables

    ★★★★

    But remember this, my brother, see in this some higher plan. You must use this precious silver to become an honest man. By the witness of the martyrs, by the Passion and the Blood, God has raised you out of darkness; I have bought your soul for God!

    Before watching this film the only experience I had with the source material was reading the book, and I have not seen the stage musical, only having listened to the music of…

  • DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story

    DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story

    ★★★★★

    In 23 years of broadcasting I thought I'd seen it all, folks. But it looks like Peter La Fleur has actually blindfolded himself.

    "He will not be able to see very well, Cotton."

    What a fucking piece of cinema, truly a masterpiece and physical comedy, never before have I thought there were that many ways to get hit with a dodgeball (or a wrench for that matter). Has Ben Stiller ever played a character that is meant to be taken…

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