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  The Cat 1992

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2024

  There are not enough words in any human language to describe how I feel about this movie. It has everything you could possibly want from a film from body horror to cats with jobs.

  It's a travesty this didn't win Best Foreign Language Film at the Oscars.

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  Madame Web 2024

  ½ Watched 16 Feb 2024

  I’m about 95% sure people are going to talk about this movie like we talk about The Room in 10 years but until 2034 people are gonna agree that this movie is the cinematic equivalent of an ingrown hair on your taint.

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  The Outwaters 2022

  ½ Watched 18 Feb 2023

  I don't know what this movie was supposed to be about, and anyone who says they do is a liar.

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  Nefarious 2023

  ½ Watched 12 Jun 2023

  The power of Christ compelled me to write this review:

  What a piece of shit this movie is.

  1/2 star because I can't rate it a 0.

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