Everything from Keanu's line delivery to the way he slaughtered everyone felt like I was watching a live action video game.
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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides 2011
Actually not as bad as I remembered. You can tell Johnny Depp gives less of a shit though.
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Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End 2007
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I get that Will can only come to land once a decade, but Elizabeth could have totally met Will out at sea every once in a while.
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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 2006
Greatest cliffhanger ending of all time.
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