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DAMMMMMN EDGY BADASS SKELETON: THE MOVIE!!!!!!
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VROOM VROOOOOM MOTORCYCLE FRICKING EPIC SCARY FLAMING SKULL DUDE
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FUCK YEAHHHHH LET'S GOOOOOO
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This movie genuinely sucks ass though.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I totally Blaired my pants watching this.
I love shaky cam so much please give me more footage of blurry darkness and leaves. The best part is when Blair the Witch says "it's Blairin' time" and she Blairs all over the place. And the part when they shake around in the darkness and one of the guys is covered in Blair the next morning- that was crazy.
Actually though, the scariest part of this movie is when they first stumble…
I usually don't care much for Illumination movies, but besides Despicable Me, this one might be their best. Considering the intended audience of children/families and the intentional simplicity of the story, characters, etc, I found this movie quite charming. I watched it as an after-work dinner movie and caught myself smiling several times throughout. The child voice actors are endearing (especially the va for Gwen), and Danny Devito is funny. I am also listening to the soundtrack by John Powell…
