Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Us 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2023

  when people consider this to be the worst movie in your catalogue, you’re doing something right baby!! very cunty plot and you know what yeah i was fucking with the little twist. astonishingly excellent music. so much detail and care went in to foreshadowing the final scene, bring back horror directors who gaf about their movie!! this is not as bitingly sharp as Get Out, and not as grand and theatrical as Nope, so i can see why it kind…

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  Ouija: Origin of Evil 2016

  ★★★ Watched 21 Jun 2024

  they had my girl Alice stressed as hell recently widowed sucking on a benson&hedges mild at the kitchen table probably mentally strangling Donovan and his stupid lilting voice and she’s stuck working as a kooky fraud psychic forced to lean into the psychedelic craze when her true wish is clearly to queen out in an Iowa suburb with a plain pink blouse but her eldest daughter is out playing demonic games and pretending to be drunk at her rich friend’s…

Popular reviews

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  Some Like It Hot 1959

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 23 Mar 2025

  oh sure!! 

  gorgeous gorgeous marilyn. her glam pin-up sex symbol persona is what endures in pop culture, and that’s all well and good, but as an actress, she’s underrated as fuck! we all watch her movies and laugh, but some of us don’t realise she was a funny human being! did the humour come out of nowhere? no! that girl was a comedian!! she was funny as hell!! 
  jack lemmon stomped the hays code to death in those heels!

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  Wrong Turn 2003

  ★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  entry 50000 in the horror subgenre “attractive young people in the 2000s who are all fucking get lost in the woods and hunted.” 
  served what needed to be served! many films in this genre but this one is good! likeable characters! good scares! and they climb trees! schlocky gory fun!