Favorite films

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  Donnie Darko 2001

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  lowkey confused but it’s okay

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  i feel sick

Popular reviews

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  Maurice 1987

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Feb 2024

  My theory: moustache = asshole 

  Let me explain. At first, neither of them had moustaches and they were both happy and treating each other well. Then suddenly Maurice gets a moustache and he’s acting like a douche while clive is being the most dramatic thing i’ve ever seen. Bro really said “Oh, I say I’m going to faint” and grabbed the tablecloth while falling gracefully out of his chair. Okay buddy. Anyway, once Maurice’s moustache went away, Clive gained one…

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  Brokeback Mountain 2005

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 May 2024

  i actually really wanna herd sheep they’re so cute and fluffy

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