Favorite films

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  Disgustingly gross and hilarious, like my high school girlfriend was—before the tragic wood shop accident. 

  Side note: Hollywood execs, hear me out—Theo James as Rod Serling in a biopic. He’s got the voice and the brows. Someone make this happen.

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  Anora 2024

  ★ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  I know a bunch of people love this movie, but it just bums me out watching people make one bad decision after another. I must be getting old.

Popular reviews

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  Abigail 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Apr 2024

  One pint of Let The Right One In mixed with 3/4s of a pint of Don’t Breathe plus a soupçon of Ready or Not, poured into a bloody bag and stirred with a bone equals gory, tasty, satisfying fun. Abigail is everything I hoped it would be.

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  Mad Max: Fury Road 2015

  ★★★★ Rewatched 27 May 2024

  This movie has grown on me with rewatchings. The first time I saw it, I didn’t really get the hype, although the action sequences were incredible. On the surface, there’s not much to this story: “They drive east. They drive west. They take over the Citadel without a fight. The end.” But over time I’ve gotten better at appreciating Miller’s commitment to telling a story through action alone, and I’ve gotten used to the world of the film and its…

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