Incredible. It feels wrong of me to rate this so lowly when it was so vastly entertaining. This film has everything: America, Christmas, motorbikes, America, freedom, a school play, America, upwards of three non-white minor characters, freedom, the troops, Christmas, freedom and the true meaning of Christmas.
The main character is the mayor but also the town’s pharmacist, who wears a denim vest with a patch stitched on that has the number 666 and a line going through it. Enter,…
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Last Ounce of Courage 2012
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Kangaroo Jack 2003
Just horrible in every conceivable way. Who was Kangaroo Jack even made for? I saw it as a kid and didn’t enjoy it then and I’m pretty sure that, at the time, it was targeted at me.
The highlight is Michael Shannon growling “I hate this country like a sickness!” as he speeds through the Australian outback.
The things I will endure to watch every film starring my favourite actor...
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Date Night 2010
“No, he turned it sideways!”
I saw this when it came out but had no memory of any of it until 35 minutes in when I realised that this is why I sometimes say to my laptop, “come on, rainbow wheel!”
This era of film where Marky Mark was being pitched to us as an irresistible ride. What a time.
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Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar 2021
Why is the chair dancing and gentle tapping to Man, I Feel Like A Woman so funny? I would die for Barb and Star.
“He was so manly, there were rumours he was chemically off.”
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Picture Perfect 1997
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Things that are bonkers:
-That Nick goes along with the scheme
-That Kevin Bacon would only wanna fuck people who are already in relationships
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David Bowie: Jazzin' for Blue Jean 1984
How can such a dork also be the coolest man who ever lived?
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