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Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  Maybe the real monkey was generational trauma all along

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  So good!!! Not what I expected at all, do not read any more reviews before watching it’ll spoil it!!

Popular reviews

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  Bram Stoker's Dracula 1992

  ½ Watched 10 Oct 2022

  NO LITERALLY IM CRYING WHAT THE HELL WAS THIS MOVIE.

  Half a star for the Texan because it’s literally so funny to me that there was just a guy who’s whole character was that he was from Texas.

  Also wtf was Winona doing??? Gary Oldman kills her bestie and she’s like “oh noooo how could you do this” and then five minutes later she’s horny and fine again??? What??? 

  What an absolute garbage movie. So garbage that it kinda becomes likeable? I don’t know. I still haven’t processed it.

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  Beau Is Afraid 2023

  ½ Watched 25 May 2023

  This is the first film I had to actually walk out of the cinema before. Can we please stop pretending movies are good just because they’re non-sensical?

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