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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★ Watched 01 Apr 2025

  Insultingly predictable plot twist, wholesale violence, plot points inconsistent with empirical reality, characters act in manners inconceivable for any rational human being. Despite this I quite enjoyed this film. 3/5.

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  Return of the Jedi 1983

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  Would give this film 6 stars if I could, it’s beautiful. My comfort film, this film would never sleep with her housemate and expect me to be ok with it, this film is everything.

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  La La Land 2016

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  Fuck I miss her so much.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★½ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  This film was fine. It is a film you watch delirious on a long haul flight and then never think of again. If I didn’t have a limitless odeon subscription it would have been a waste of money but I do. Adequacy at its finest. Also enjoyed the exploration of the age old philosophical dilemma of “how would you feel if your girlfriend slept with a clone of you?”. Glad that was finally addressed.

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