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Sin Nombre 2009
Really excellent but could’ve maybe benefitted from a longer runtime
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Durarara!! X2 The Second Arc: Onoroke Chakapoko 2015
imagine seeing this cover and thinking aw what a cute straight couple i love straight people and then you watch and just see some fruit in a hospital gown annoy his friend because he got stabbed (fruitily)
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Sweet 2000
literally what in the plonkerydonkerymonkerylongkershonk did i just watch? i am physcicallu angry. Essentially i just watched a stupid blonde cockney prick fuck the air for 10 minutes. seeing that elephant dong scene was like being directly involved in Hiroshima. i feel wrong just for seeing this. i watched this with my 3rd wife and when it was over she smacked me in my old saggy balls and told me to die alone. she divorced me mere days later. the nhs wont help me get over the trauma I've suffered from this film. please.
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