Kelly Lynch

Kelly Lynch

Favorite films

  • Luna
  • Weird Science
  • Mysterious Skin
  • Mulholland Drive

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  • The Exorcist: Believer

    ½

  • Talk to Me

    ½

  • The Outwaters

    ½

  • Men

    ★★★★★

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  • The Exorcist: Believer

    The Exorcist: Believer

    ½

    Holy shit...
    I didn't think anything could top Talk to Me as worse horror film I've seen in recent years, but this just has.

    I was sitting there watching it the whole time and just wishing it would hurry the fuck up and end.

    From the terrible acting to the lack of suspense and tension, the horrid special effects and the god-awful electronic voices that were used.
    NOTHING WORKED.

    Of course, I had low expectations for this, being such a…

  • Talk to Me

    Talk to Me

    ½

    If I could give this absolutely no stars I would, if I could take back my hour and a half spent watching this fucking crap I would .

    This film is overhyped trash, about a bunch of idiotic millennial fucktards who make bad decisions and leave us to watch the ridiculous aftereffects of it.

    The acting was trash at best, the characters I've already said - not one likeable one, the music was barely even an afterthought.

    The horror (??!)…

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  • Nomadland

    Nomadland

    ½

    Thai overdramatised and overacted film which somehow managed to make it to the Oscars this year literally put me to sleep and forced me to turn it off multiple times before I could even finish it. 
    I love dull and dreary films usually (they make me feel somehow enlightened), but this thing was just plain boring and the acting was mumbled all the way through (this can probably be lumped in with the Mumblecore genre of films spewing forth from the US and Canada recently).
    Do not waste time or money...

  • The Haunting of Hill House

    The Haunting of Hill House

    ½

    I really struggled through this American CGI-filled snore fest. 
    To be honest, I expected more from Flanagan and co, but really you get what you get and here you get absolutely nothing.
    It’s like watching a season of Party of Five or Dawson’s Creek with a few bad CGI ghosts thrown in to call it “scary”.
    It isn’t scary, it’s laughable at best.

    This is a “family drama” with ghost elements every few episodes.

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