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  Scream 2022

  ½ Watched 21 Oct 2024

  This movie was fucking trash

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  The Omen 1976

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Oct 2024

  Honestly, I blame the parenting.

Popular reviews

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  Terrifier 3 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Oct 2024

  5 stars for making the losers in my life start using terms like gore porn. Shit I haven't heard that phrase since 2007.

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  Knives Out 2019

  ½ Rewatched 08 Sep 2022

  Fuck this movie, Daniel Craig had the worst accent. The characters all sucked and had no purpose other than look suspicious. Ana throws up when she lies, and is also the most perfect person in the world with no flaws other than being poor. Literally take all the suspects out and the movie doesn't change much just less shitty banter. The whole point of a whodunit is to try and follow along and guess who it could be instead of…