Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Spring Breakers 2012

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  “This isn’t what I signed up for.” 

  Welcome to The American Dream.

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 27 Feb 2025

  Gets better and better with every rewatch. As the terror (slightly) ceases from having seen this 3 times now, it's given me a chance to appreciate even more the flawless artistry that's on display here. God, each shot is a painting. Not necessarily my "favorite" horror in the last few years (though up there), but probably (imo) the greatest directed horror of the past few years. A brutal, dazzling, uncanny, horrific language brought to life in near poetic fashion.

  Loved The Monkey, but god, I hope Os returns to his roots soon to give us another dose of this style film.

Popular reviews

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  Blue Is the Warmest Color 2013

  ★ Watched 09 Jul 2020 1

  Kechiche: the only interesting thing about gay women is they have sex with other gay women
  Cannes: that’s so deep here’s the Palme d’Or

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  Nomadland 2020

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 24 Feb 2021 5

  People might disagree with me but I’m actually SO happy I didn’t get the chance to see this one in theaters because the amount I was crying and how loud I was crying is actually embarrassing

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