Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  he’s never had a really really bad tummy ache

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  The Twilight Saga: New Moon 2009

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  jacob is actually annoying as hell damn

Popular reviews

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  Earth Girls Are Easy 1988

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 03 Jan 2025

  oh my god you’re like totally black!!

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  Kate & Leopold 2001

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Sep 2024

  holy fuck hugh jackman you fucking dreamboat i need to take you away from here. pleaS i would be good for you PLEASE PLEASE I NEED TO BE WITH YOU ETERNALLY. PLEASE. I AM JUST A WOMAN WHO LOVES A MAN. LET ME MAKE YOUR LIFE BETTER. i can be everything you ever needed and more.