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The Gorge 2025
the distribution of romance and sci-fi action was rlly poorly divided imo - the beginning was pretty much exclusively sappiness save for 1 action scene, and then the real plot starts happening and it's action for about an hour & then right back to clichéd words and actions and unexplained MIRACLES basically that kept the MCs alive
honestly i did find it fun & enjoyable to watch but goodness it was just too simpleeee. it was a really cool premise & i was…
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Companion 2025
really fun self-contained story :3 i liked it a lot!!! was very easy to understand and "simple" for lack of a better word 😭 but it was perfect for the mood i was in!! ^_^ very on-the-nose but that's not always a bad thing. singlehandedly bringing back the likeable protagonist THANK GOODNESS!
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American Beauty 1999
great film! wouldve enjoyed a lot more if it wasnt so uncomfortable to watch (especially with my dad lol)!
music was great, the use of characters was amazing, had some great shots as well! (the prison bars imagery was very cleverly placed and super cool!)Translated from by -
The Thing 1982
AMONG US!!!!!!!!!!!!!
god i fucking LOVE practical effects i love love love thinking of all the artists and prop designers and set pieces and costume design and animatronic operators and puppeteers that were involved with this awesome film.
a great concise story with a bit of a slow start if you arent in the mood for smth like that, but everything really picks up as The Thing starts doing its The Thing. those effects my GODDDD 😍anyways now i really wanna watch alien 1979 and also play left 4 dead and also play among us .
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