Struggling to get behind the LDS agenda, but Edward won this round. Jacob pls take some CBD dog gummies or something and calm down bc even though my girl Bella does not have more personality than a paper towel does not mean she should be emotionally manipulated (also looking at you here Edward, you are not innocent). Why do I feel so invested in these characters and so utterly bored by them at the same time ???? Operating on two hours of sleep made this experience all the more perplexing.

still waiting for solid evidence to be team Edward. TBH he and Bella are perfect together tho, they wanna be Romeo and Juliet so bad but Shakespeare would have never written such bland characters

I thought it was gonna be a romcom. warning: it’s not. feeling some degree of visceral nausea after watching, but also loved to see the Weird Kids ™️ finding each other and proving to be perhaps the most sane. (besides maybe the gay couple who went on runs together)

recommending this to anyone who has an affinity for old diners, thematic lighting, revenge and/or the sanctity of female friendship