Two things remain true after my watch; I love Bong Joon-Ho, and I have a crush on Robert Pattinson
The first thought I had after it was over was 'I liked it but it was weird', and I don't think that has changed after further consideration. But I don't see that as an entirely bad thought either. To be honest, I had no clue where this film was gonna go since I made an effort to avoid trailers, and even…