Favorite films

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Streaming vibes, but good dumb fun

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Probably my most anticipated movie this year. Beautiful shots, effects, and acting, but felt like Bong Joon Ho sanitized his filmmaking a little in order to make a big budget blockbuster.

Popular reviews

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  Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 13 May 2024

  The Planet of the Apes franchise is what Avatar thinks it is. Bang after bang. We wanted our ape protagonist to get with the human woman cuz she fine but the audience isn’t ready for it I guess.

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  Guns Akimbo 2019

  ★★½ Watched 24 Jan 2025

  this all happened to me one time while I played Edward 40 hands

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