Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  BlackBerry 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Jul 2023

  this is like if the social network and succession and shakespeare came together to create something so unhinged, you almost miss how utterly profound it is.

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2024

  call that The Maudfather!

Recent reviews

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  they’ll never admit it but if you play this in reverse it’s actually Past Lives,

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  sauce IS the true litmus test of civilization.

Popular reviews

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  The Nightman Cometh: Live 2009

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Sep 2023

  MACDENNIS TRUTHERS, WE NEVER LOSE!!!!!

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  Oppenheimer 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Jul 2023

  the best supporting actor category will include industry titan robert downey jr. and america’s golden boy ryan gosling.  and somehow cracked out glenn howerton will oust the both of them.

  edit: *dennis reynolds voice* this literally means nothing to me…