Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Bong Joon Ho movie checklist:
  -freaky creatures with hearts of gold
  -Steven Yeun
  -capitalism commentary 
  -pathetic weird guy getting beat up

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  The Batman 2022

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 02 Mar 2025

  its okay to eat fish
  cause they dont have any feelingsss

Popular reviews

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  Saw 2004

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Feb 2023 2

  Jigsaw should’ve infected them with sex pollen

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  The Newcomers 2000

  ★ Watched 09 Jun 2022

  “Why would anyone do this to me?”

  This movie is fucking unreal you can’t predict a single thing that fucking happens. The family is insane the son is the most miserable pathetic little creature who has nothing good happen to him the sister is a caricature of every mean teenage girl ever the dad is a fucking republican and the mom doesn’t exist. What we’re really here for is Paul Dano’s ragtag team of misfit troublemakers, one of whom is…