koby

koby

my reviews are moderated by a responsible adult with much better opinions than my own.

Favorite films

  • Zodiac
  • Clue
  • The Social Network
  • Blade Runner 2049

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  • Godzilla

    ★★★

  • Paris, Texas

    ★★★★½

  • A Complete Unknown

    ★★★½

  • Better Man

    ★★★★½

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  • Godzilla

    Godzilla

    ★★★

    his ass FLIPPED that fucking bridge man

  • Paris, Texas

    Paris, Texas

    ★★★★½

    "every man has your voice."


    idk where you even begin to talk about this movie. you could start with the performances. the score. the cinematography. idk. the themes of brotherhood, fatherhood, abandonment, love and abuse cycles. idk.

    i don't think i will ever fully gather everything about this movie into my hands. but it's so beautiful i am content to watch it as it falls through my fingers like sand anyways.

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  • The Happening

    The Happening

    ½

    yet another tragic side effect of the breakup of marky mark and the funky bunch.

  • Over the Garden Wall

    Over the Garden Wall

    ★★★★★

    the yearly watch has concluded and it made me realize all of my reviews thus far have been jokes so lemme be genuine for a moment 

    it’s perfect though you know that if you’ve seen it. to watch over the garden wall is to experience it. i don’t mean that i’m a cliche way i mean this is something unto itself because it combines dozens of elements of the season and adds in its own charm and flare.

    it’s a…

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