Kloceans 11

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Professional Letterboxd one liner comedian 🎥
Film major in need of a reality check 🎬

Favorite films

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • But I'm a Cheerleader
  • Nowhere
  • The Beaches of Agnès

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  • On Swift Horses

    ★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • High and Low

    ★★★★

  • The Hateful Eight

    ★★★★★

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  • On Swift Horses

    On Swift Horses

    ★★★

    Lesbians! Jacob elordi! Horse!

    Idk I don’t have much else to say. Was sort of painfully a dramatic Ryan Murphy thing in a mid way?  Sasha Calle was hot asf tho can’t lieyyyyy!! And I saw her irl, lesbianism is always a garden!! Idk maybe not my cup o tea.

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    OH YOURE suuHUuch A LITTLE BITCH

    Would have been 5 stars if they banged. But you can’t have everything. Bonus points for lesbians, as always. Toni Collette: Mother! Mark Ruffalo: terrifyingly spot on! ROBBY P: sexy as ever!!! Seriously though, his ability to play two distinct characters despite them being the same person. That was fucking cool I cannot lie!!! Again I just wish they would have kissed (I'm longing for the high challengers gave me).

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  • Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood

    ★★★★½

    Unfortunately Tarantino is such a good filmmaker and his nachos are so effing good that film students across America, matter of fact, across the world, have been re-heating them for god damn decades ,and that my friends will truly never end. But the truth lies in the fact that the nasty little film major man that has pure unguarded evil in his heart will never quite get the recipe to the QT sauce. And my favorite thing in the world…

  • Babylon

    Babylon

    ★★★★

    If you liked it, you loved it. If you hated it, you despised it. And I think there’s something to be said of a film that lacks many moderates and is all the while filled with complexities. This movie was a wild ride. I loved the casting and the way the story reflected their real world, I loved the ability of this film to make fun of itself, I loved the absurdity and the production and I loved the pacing.…