Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Edward Scissorhands 1990

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Haven't seen in probably 30 years, surprised how much i remembered. Such an odd little movie. Arkin is fricking hilarious. Anthony Michael Hall is REALLY awful at the bad boy part, he's much better just being a dick in the first half of the movie.

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  They Came Together 2014

  ★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  Oh that was really funny.
  Teyonah Parris is DISTRACTINGLY beautiful in it though.

Popular reviews

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  Goon 2011

  ★★★★ Rewatched 17 Nov 2023

  A jerk on Twitter posted a list of "the best sports movies" and this was omitted. Likely because they simply had not seen it.

  Gotta give props to Miracle and Slap Shot, but only a Canadian movie about semi-pro Canadian hockey can really give you the distillation of what hockey means as a player and as a fan. It's fucking dumb and bloodthirsty, but it's faster and more athletic than soccer, and addresses the base masochistic human instinct more acutely…

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  Basic Instinct 1992

  ★★★ Watched 28 Sep 2024

  Damn, they really fucked like minks in this