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Top 4 is just movies I’ve been thinking about a lot

Favorite films

  • The Doom Generation
  • Eastern Promises
  • The Faculty
  • Rumble Fish

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  • Paris, Texas

    ★★★★½

  • Heretic

    ★★½

  • Anora

    ★★★★½

  • The Monkey

    ★★

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  • The Lobster

    The Lobster

    ★★★★★

    Film is alive and thriving and that’s through the heartbeat of Yorgos Lanthimos. This is my first film of his and I’m blown away. This is only my second long review but just like my Funny Games review I feel as though this film deserves the thought. The Lobster is so creative, humorous, dark and dull but also full of life at the same time. A true abstract that can mean something different to each viewer. It gives a look into a…

  • Funny Games

    Funny Games

    ★★★★★

    Normally I don’t leave real reviews and try to just do dumb one liners but this deserves more I think. Idk why but there’s something about this movie I love. I think it reminds me why I love film so much. The emotion this movie fills you with is the highest of highs and the lowest of lows. 

    The unconventional directing style Haneke does with the fourth wall breaks and also just breaks in reality as well is what I think…

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  • Paris, Texas

    Paris, Texas

    ★★★★½

    I’m such a sucker for a lost character that has scenes where they aimlessly wander or just sit and stare longingly into nothingness. Some of the best dialogue between two characters I’ve seen. The end conversation between Travis and Jane was incredibly written and performed. I really enjoyed the growth of Travis while having to navigate his own mistakes in life but also trying to be the dad he failed to be. The scenes with Hunter were always so wholesome.…

  • Heretic

    Heretic

    ★★½

    You know what, I expected worse to be honest. Just wish it didn’t feel like a Redditor wrote it. Sophie Thatcher continues to give great performances in poor films, one day she’ll be in a 5 star movie. I also did not expect to like Hugh Grant in this role but he was actually quite good! Other than the performances there isn’t much to say about this. Kind of a cliche horror that’s based around religion, just this time it’s…

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  • Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical

    Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical

    ★★½

    If Alan Cumming says that weed is bad then weed is bad, simple as that.

  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant

    ★★★★½

    Best one of the franchise in my opinion without a doubt. This is honestly everything I wanted from the original. The horror was top notch, the plot was a perfect bounce off of Prometheus, and the ending was just brilliant. I just have to shoutout some of the cast as well. At first I wasn’t sure about Danny McBride but I honestly loved his character, Katherine Waterston stole the show for sure and Michael Fassbender absolutely killed these roles, I…