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Gremlins 2: The New Batch 1990
I think about the throwaway joke of “tough tomatoes for airlines” whenever my tomatoes feel bouncy and I smile ear to ear. And that doesn’t even make the top 20 for best jokes in this movie
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The Slumber Party Massacre 1982
I am reviewing this before I watch it, but I need to get ahead of a certain scene that feels inevitable. When i was a child I wrote a book about a slumber party massacre based entirely on a vision of a mutilated head tied up by the hair on a towel rack and that plagued me for months. I have never seen this movie before and doubt I could ever have encountered it because my parents did not watch…
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