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Gremlins 2: The New Batch 1990
I think about the throwaway joke of “tough tomatoes for airlines” whenever my tomatoes feel bouncy and smile ear to ear. And that doesn’t even make the top 20 for best jokes in this movie
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The Slumber Party Massacre 1982
I am reviewing this before I watch it, but I need to get ahead of a certain scene that feels inevitable. When i was a child I wrote a book about a slumber party massacre based entirely on a vision of a mutilated head tied up by the hair on a towel rack and that plagued me for months. I have never seen this movie before and doubt I could ever have encountered it because my parents did not watch…
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