i screamsT when the nice whites had their day

Queen Latifah was absoküt slay Michelle pfeiffer can absolutely marry me

Cyclops is also going to marry me

Why is it called Hairspray

Who is the main gurl

premise of the movie deserved better than this excruciating writing everyone is so idiotique

Lots of heavy-handed speeches 

The music is doing waAYyY too much like who even asked

Ethan’s flip flops 

This movie has the worst name u litrly can’t remember what it’s ever called

I am not a survivalist

Omgg just realized this is a Ryan Murphy movie no wonder it reeks

Everyone is so annoying and the plot is irredeemably twee in none of the good ways

This is a memoir right? Tragic

But memoirs are fiction

Still, tragique

Gorgeous vignettes but yeah it’s litrly no wonder this country is full of yucky misogynists good lordt