Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Cinderella 1997

  ★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  There were some great aspects, but these songs were unmemorable and really detracted from it for me. Would love to see it in non-musical form

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  Big Trouble in Little China 1986

  ★★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  [star wars crawl]
  
  WANG CHI attempts to rescue his beloved from the LORDS OF DEATH while there is a DEADLY BATTLE between two ancient WARRIOR SOCIETIES. Three wicked SORCERERS wielding the powers of THUNDER, RAIN, and LIGHTNING slaughter everyone in their way as they abduct the beautiful MIAO YIN for their EVIL LORD LO PAN. Eternally incorporeal, he can temporarily obtain a decrepit body by SUPPLICATION TO THE GODS. He must MARRY and SACRIFICE her to break the ANCIENT CURSE he bears, placed upon him millennia ago by EMPEROR QIN SHI HUANG.

  Meanwhile, RANDOM AMERICAN JACK BURTON tries to get his SEMI TRUCK back...

Popular reviews

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  I had to hug my cat afterwards, à la Jonesy. It was such a relief to watch something where I didn't know any of the actors. And they all, but especially David Jonsson, did amazing. Fuck that Offspring monstrosity.

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 17 Jun 2024

  One of the best movies ever made. Perfect story, wonderful costumes, entrancing music, and four hours of the best fictional men ever created. And Eowyn💛🌻 It's so good, in every sense of the word. Heartbreaking, heartwarming, thrilling, and tearful. I never get tired of it.