Dan

Dan

#simpforlightningmyqueen , yeah I have a weird selection

Favorite films

  • Grown Ups
  • Goldfinger
  • Paddington 2

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  • House of Gucci

    ½

  • French Fried Vacation 2

    ★★★★★

  • Jaws

    ★★★★★

  • Ratatouille

    ★★★★½

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  • House of Gucci

    House of Gucci

    ½

    One of Hollywood's most expensive mistakes last year. Great cast but terrible movie, the action really only starts 15 minutes before the end and the rest of the movie is just waiting for it to be over. Also not a movie you should be watching with kids. Wouldn't recommend this to anyone.

  • French Fried Vacation 2

    French Fried Vacation 2

    ★★★★★

    "Vous avez de la pâte? Vous avez du suc'? Alors, avec la pâte, vous faites une crêpe, pis vous mettez du suc' dessus!" - if you don't quote this every time you eat crepe au sucre, are you even french?!

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  • Paddington 2

    Paddington 2

    ★★★★½

    This movie is one of the greatest achievements of mankind! I would even go to say it is better than the invention of light. Everything about it is spectacular from the colour scheme of the film to the unforgettable cast (shout out to Paddington for being one of the hottest bears in cinematic history, he even beats Winnie the Pooh). I would like to thank my good friend Steve for showing me this cinematic masterpiece.

  • Ratatouille

    Ratatouille

    ★★★★½

    I think Ratatouille was a funny and inspirational movie, pushing me to try out cooking since they pushed the anyone can cook narrative, however unfortunately this isn't true. The animation is great and the food has my mouth watering but I was disappointed to find out that the red pepperonis in ratatouille were actually cooked tomato and was less good than I had imagined. Also not really sure why there was so much violence (a mass hanging of some sorts)…