Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Terminator 2: Judgment Day 1991

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  70% of this movie's budget is pyrotechnics, which is kinda fire

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  Detachment 2011

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  Very uplifting: thank you

Popular reviews

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  White Men Can't Jump 1992

  ★★★½ Watched 29 Mar 2024

  White men may or may not be able to jump, but sometimes-just sometimes-they get their girlfriend on jeopardy

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  Constantine 2005

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2024

  This movie is visually a little gem. And also, Keanu Reeves has a crucifix gun, and he murmers cool latin.
  Oh, you like John Wick? What if he's a Catholic boy who uses church James Bond gadgets and flips off the devil

  Don't watch if you are afraid of:
  Bugs
  Shia Labeouf
  The chair
  Jesus and/or God
  Catholics
  Peter Stormare licking you

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