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  F9 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Oct 2023

  They sent a car to space.

  They SENT A CAR.

  TO SPACE.

  JOHN CENA IS MY BROTHER

  THE ROCK AND CHEV CHELIOS ARE AMAZING

  CARS. THEY ARE NOW TANKS. WE ARE A COVERT SPY ORGANIZATION NOW.

  FAMILY
  FAMILY
  FAMILY

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  Fast & Furious 6 2013

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 26 Oct 2023

  WELCOME TO THE FAMILY BECAUSE MY BRAIN IS GONE! I sat through this whole movie, and I too want to shoot myself from a car to catch my beloved as she has forgotten me and wants me dead as a tank chases us.

  INSANE AND THE ROCK AND NOW CRAZY BRITS ARE BASHING MY BRAIN AND I EITHER NEED HELP OR SHOULD JUST GIVE IN.

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  Furious 7 2015

  ½ Watched 26 Oct 2023

  Paul Walker died.

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  Fast & Furious 2009

  ★★★ Watched 26 Oct 2023

  Is this the fifth, fourth, sixth? WHO CARES? CARS ARE GOING FAST AND CRAZY AND MY DEAR LORD I CAN FOLLOW ANYTHING ANYMORE. I don't know what where or when we are. Time is an illusion and Fast and Furious will defy my expectations at every turn.

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