Be surprised if I don’t give a movie a 4 or 4.5.
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The Hunt for Red October 1990
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Prepare to be called “an arrogant ass” for minor transgressions.
Also, man, these special effects are so much improved from the earlier also-Connery movie Highlander.
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Porco Rosso 1992
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This movie is so incredibly beautiful, I love it, it’s probably the ghibli one I’ve actually seen the most, it’s a comfort movie… but dang some of the dialogue still catches me off guard (“I can’t help that I’m a woman…:{ ”) on my 6th ish rewatch.
Also I’m ashamed that despite knowing Miyazaki’s influence on Minecraft, I didn’t connect the “When pigs fly” achievement until now.Translated from by
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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World 2010
I found about 1/3 insufferable, but the other 2/3s was some cool shit. 100% cool graphics/cinematography throughout though.
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Return of the Jedi 1983
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The movie had some shades of the prequels issues, so probably not the same as 5, but ewoks are my spirit animal-adjacent. 3.5 to 4.5 depending on what I can overlook at a time.
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