jules reyes

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as chronically online about some things as i am chronically offline about some things

Favorite films

  • Halloween II
  • Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
  • Blackhat
  • Lars and the Real Girl

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  • Motherhood

    ★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★★

  • Babylon A.D.

    ★½

  • Final Destination 3

    ★★★★★

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  • Lars and the Real Girl

    Lars and the Real Girl

    ★★★★★

    life is so lonely and you don't get a choice really in if you're lonely or if you even want to experience life and loneliness is the hardest feeling to explain when it reaches a point of being constant, nothing feels real or important, you don't feel real or important. life has just become a repeating search for distractions from how alone i always feel, always am.

    it's a really sweet movie, the moments of people going along with it…

  • War for the Planet of the Apes

    War for the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★★★

    what a picture, the kind of movie I dream of making in my wildest fantasies, overspilling with emotion and LOVE in every last scene from start to finish, you’re never not feeling something whether it’s sadness, happiness, anxiety, disgust. it all just seeps through whatever screen you’re experiencing it on. not to mention how much of a grand finale this feels like from it’s opening production credits to it’s final credits, a feeling no movie’s really evoked from me since Deathly Hallows,…

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  • Motherhood

    Motherhood

    ★★

    the most attractive uma thurmans ever been sry

    these types of low stake dramas seem like the hardest to successfully pull off cause most of the time they're just going to come off boring, average or forgettable

    the best scene was the street sweeper one that could stick with me but the rest of this definitely sadly feels like it'll be forgotten rather quickly even though it did have some important things to say about motherhood of course and the…

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★★

    Mickey 17 is everything to me, Mickey 18 you became special to me but you are not as special to me as my little peanut

    toni collette underused

    comically evil dumbass trump insert somehow less evil and more smart than real trump

    dorothy you are my crush

    challengers scene almost hurt my feelings but luckily it didn't become a real plotline and mickey 17 and i were spared

    don't know how much was added by bong to the script from…

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  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★★★★

    need oz to release a full deep dive into every aspect of the movie already

  • Kinds of Kindness

    Kinds of Kindness

    ★★½

    hunter schafer boobie popped on the screen i started blushin had to look away

    yeh idk what really to say about this or what to rate it
    definitely didn’t feel like it justified it’s length
    my favorite of the three was the second, lots of funny line deliveries, Jesse Plemons is a comedic timing great.
    Emma whipping that thang in the third was really funny everytime too.
    Sweet Dreams is a great needledrop in anything.
    didn’t really feel like there…