Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Annette 2021

  ★★★★ Rewatched 14 Mar 2025

  okay now shoot the movie again but with russell as henry and ron as the conductor. i'm not only saying this because i need to hear russ say "my serial pussy days are over" i swear i promise

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  love me a timid little guy. i'd squish 17's cheeks if robpat's goofy ass didn't have the face of a perfectly chiseled roman statue

Popular reviews

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  In the Family 2017

  ★★★★ Rewatched 06 Nov 2022

  engin günaydın and demet evgar could show up at my door at 4 am and pour water all over my walls and call me a stupid orospu çocuğu and i would cry tears of joy

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  Ghostmates 2016

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Jun 2022

  look. there are many things i'm not proud of. for one i'm not proud of this being the only movie i've seen in over a month. HOWEVER, and this is a big however, i'm not ashamed at all of saying that i thoroughly enjoyed this movie. like what are these reviews? y'all went into this expecting citizen kane? you were like oh, time to experience the peak form of comedy? it's a youtube red smosh movie dude. i was so…