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  • The Monkey

    ★★½

  • The Substance

    ★★★½

  • Anora

    ★★★★

  • Thesis

    ★★★½

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★½

    unfortunately this was not the camp classic i thought it would be for me 💔 it was definitely goofy (which i love) but sometimes it insisted on the goofiness to a point where it fell flat. i feel like the monkey didn't get enough screentime

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★½

    THIS was a ride. on one hand, i wanted a movie about the (unfortunately) very real idea that women lose value the older they get to not be as hammy as this could be. on the other hand, this was so camp that i couldn't possibly hate it. some of it is pure shock value but the movie prides itself on it so much that it weirdly kinda works. it's evident that coralie fargeat had fun with this but also…

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  • The Brutalist

    The Brutalist

    ★★★★½

    wow this was good, the 3.5 hours flew by for me. i was expecting to not like the second half based on what i've heard but i still thought it was pretty great, even though it wasn't nearly as cohesive as the first half and i didn't like the ending that much

    sooo so upset this used ai, i think it's an easy contender for best picture but that unfortunately makes me think it doesn't really deserve the win. it was such a preventable fuck-up for an amazing movie

    but movie good 👍

  • Companion

    Companion

    ★★★★

    get a load of this guy

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