Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Parthenope 2024

  Watched 08 Feb 2025

  This just in: woman is hot.
  Cringe-worthy, pretentious, radioactive levels of Mary Sue.

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  Inland Empire 2006

  Watched 25 Jan 2025

  A whirlwind of parallel universes, past lives, quantum leaps and kurwa bobr. At least, I think. Whatever the case, only Lynch can make a camcorder look this good.

Popular reviews

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  1900 1976

  Watched 26 Jan 2024

  I really wanted to love this film, and in parts, I do.

  There's plenty of things to love. For one, from start to finish, the incredible attention to historical detail in terms of set and costume design fully immerse the audience into the zeitgeist of the twentieth century. The pacing is reasonable and consistent, which is an added challenge when considering the film's insanely long runtime.

  It's hard not to be swept away by the absolutely stellar performances of its…

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  The Holdovers 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Aug 2024

  That boy is too dumb to pour piss out of a boot. A genuine troglodyte.

  When is this being released in powder form so I can snort it? But seriously. What a lovely cinematic gem. Turns out people can still make good films! Who would have thought!