Almost 2 hours and feels like 4.

Hugh Grant plays the role well, but the conceit is pretty obvious within the first few minutes and the way the plot rolls out is very contrived. The deep religious exposition gets tiresome quickly. The film could have played out as a giant creepy escape room story without the heavy footed theme.

It's a long wait for the one iconic abduction trauma scene. Still waiting for a new movie to try to find better pacing along with that level of unease.

"Sounds like a chick getting knifed in a horror movie, right? This place used to be a paradise..."

The devil's lettuce!

Twenty-somethings work on a weed ranch, but little do they know that the obviously eccentric old Hollywood woman and her hillbilly kids are growing an evil cannabis! Mwahaha. "Cannabis is the key to eternal life!"

How do you make a weed vampire movie that is this bad and not have it be funny?

This should have been a Tales from the Crypt episode.