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  1917 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Nov 2024

  Made me respect the British for the first time.

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  Cars 2006

  ★★★ Watched 12 Nov 2024

  You could replace every car with a human and nothing changes. It pisses me off. Still good.

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Nov 2024

  Finally the bisexual, britoid, murder spree wish fulfillment movie I needed. *chefs kiss*

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  The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies 2014

  ★½ Watched 12 Nov 2024

  Evil movie, evil trilogy. Movie equivalent of digging up your grandma to sell the gold fillings in her teeth. Unholy abomination.

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