Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  LEGO DC Comics Super Heroes: The Flash 2018

  Watched 18 Mar 2025 1

  Listen, it's not a great Flash adaptation, it's a run-of-the-mill kids movie, but I kinda needed it right now

  Andy Muschietti could never

  "Jobless League" fucking sent me

  more Kevin Michael Richardson Doctor Fate please

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  Ghostlight 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025 2

  "Next time, we'll do a comedy."

Popular reviews

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  Transformers One 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Sep 2024

  I LOVE TRANSFORMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  BEST TRANSFORMERS MOVIE AND IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  Godzilla Minus One 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Dec 2023

  "Live."

  Holy shit.
  A masterpiece. One of this franchise's greatest since Shin Godzilla. A masterclass (very blatant) anti-war film that carries the themes of the 1954 film and in a sense expands upon them.
  The big lizard is fucking terrifying in this one. Every time he appears I would stiffen up. He's truly beauty found in horror. His heat ray... holy shit, man.

  The human characters are at an absolute high here. I sobbed so fucking much for Shikishima, and…