Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  X-Men: The Last Stand 2006

  ★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Starts out pretty solid but then when they killed Cyclops ten minutes in and started referring to the Phoenix as an "alternate personality" of Jean Grey I knew it was cooked 💔

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  I like the lemur because he likes collecting knickknacks. I relate to that.

  More serious review is here ...

Popular reviews

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  Godzilla vs. Kong 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 29 Mar 2021

  Kong ... He is Mongke. Godzilla ... he is Angery. Together, they are the Perfect Couple. The sexual tension was palpable

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★½ Watched 13 Aug 2024

  Consistently underbaked across the board. There are some great sequences here, but the story and characters simply aren't up to the snuff of even weaker entries in the franchise.

  But perhaps the most damning thing is the utter lack of identity Romulus has, choosing instead to ape off prior films in the franchise (mostly the first) with bountiful and morally questionable fan service to remind you of what you liked in the past. So basically, it's exactly what I should've expected from a Disney Alien movie.

  More thoughts here